Quotes On Humor

It wasn’t a bit of good fighting grown-ups. They could do exactly as they liked.

Mothers were much too sharp. They were like dogs.

If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you but answer, "He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone.

I was definitely ahead of my friends. I was French-kissing girls way before anybody else was.

We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature - or go insane.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain and play with it.

The trouble with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

In the end, everything is a gag.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only - a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

I have many problems in my life. But my lips don't know that. They always smile.