Quotes On Humor

I've apparently been the victim of growing up, which apparently happens to all of us at one point or another. It's been going on for quite some time now, without me knowing it.

I think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid.

I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it.

I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid.

Darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

Being canceled over the internet and almost losing my career gave me an excellent knowledge of wine.

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

Laughter is America's most important export.

Childishness? I think it’s the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor… not getting so stuffy that you can’t laugh at others.

All we ever intended for him... Mickey was simply a little personality assigned to the purposes of laughter.

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a-hundred-and-forty-million people in this country that are just as corny as I am.

It wasn’t a bit of good fighting grown-ups. They could do exactly as they liked.