Quotes On Humor

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

In the end, everything is a gag.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only - a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

I have many problems in my life. But my lips don't know that. They always smile.

Humor heightens our sense of survival and preserves our sanity.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

Cricket is basically baseball on Valium.