Quotes On Irony

I suppose that's one of the ironies of life - doing the wrong thing at the right moment.

I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.

Trees are poems the earth writes upon the sky, We fell them down and turn them into paper, That we may record our emptiness.”

A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

I like my wine like my women—ready to pass out.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books should be such a popular fellow?

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.