Quotes On Reality

I've discovered as I've grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when you're a kid. It isn't just a straightforward fairytale.

When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.

Everyone has a plan until they get hit for the first time.

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

Envy is human nature.

I believe that time destroys everything.

Nothing like having a bucket of cold water flung over you to make you see things as they really are!

You're trying to escape from your difficulties, and there never is any escape from difficulties, never. They have to be faced and fought.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

Success is when reality catches up to your imagination.

Reality: What a concept!

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.